From Time’s Facebook cover story, which is mostly meh. But it’s that “sharing information is better than keeping secrets” part that kind of cracks us up, because what deep, shameful secrets are we talking about here? The fact that you’ve posted a new profile picture? That you, like the author, play Mob Wars? That you’ve joined the Newsweek Facebook group?
The opposite of “sharing information” isn’t “keeping secrets.” Sometimes, it’s just “knowing when to shut up.”